Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy
Describe my blog in terms of “came for the _____, stayed for the _____”
if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it
writing papers for elementary foreign language classes makes me feel so dumb because in english i’m fairly articulate but i literally just wrote in german: “I have a door. the door is big. the door is brown. i have a room.” i’m handing this in for a grade.
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
#this moment was both hot as fuck and heartbreaking as fuck#gosh it’s hard letting someone touch you when you don’t feel good in your own skin#(and people saying Rae is stupid for breaking up with Finn; I know it hurts guys but have you been watching the show?)#(I ship them with the fire of a thousand suns but if she has a crippling fear of being naked every time she’s with him)#(then clearly this isn’t working out for now)#here’s to hoping by the end of s2 Rae is able to be a bit more comfortable in her own skin (and with herself as a whole tbh)#body image issues aside; BUT THAT CHEMISTRY THOUGH you can literally *feel* the steaminess oozing out of the screen#if/when these two will have sex it’ll be hotter than an arctic monkeys song (x)
this kangaroo is more ripped than me and im PISSED
white lady and a duck in a rap battle
thats a swan??
no thats a white lady????